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discofirefly: yesss. LOL, sort of the “don’t get mad, get even” approach. i like it :D
lolshtus: You’re A Hazard, Harry
Reblog if you're a Gryffindor
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(set 3 of 3)Because you’re worth it. :3 More of my bondage outfit, made from Lovehoney’s own bondage tape - it sticks to itself, but not skin or hair or anything of the sort! (It may cling to clingfilm. I’m unsure.)
milehighnerd: xfrancesco: mercuryjones: The sorting hat is always right this or die
dani-phandomz: overdramatictoast: onac911: Requested Hulk as Harry Potter i will never NOT reblog this omg THE SORTING HAT
darkconsent: Wow. If the Sorting Hat doesn’t put me in Slytherin, it’s gonna get a fucking Incendio like you’ve never seen.
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kingcheddarxvii: American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma
Sorting hat. Had to get the ol’ compy fixed up, so not much today. orz
sorting hat quizzes be like
brainstatic: My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
writing-prompt-s: For generations, Hogwarts students have been divided into four houses. As you sit beneath the Sorting Hat, you become the first student chosen for a mysterious fifth house. In all honesty, this could either be really interesting or
miraze: avatar sorting hat: katara gryffindor: courage, bravery, nerve, compassion.
harrypotterfics:Sirius Black who shakes when the sorting hat is placed on his head, and asks for anything but Slytherin, and he doesn’t know, but it was never even a consideration.Eleven year old Sirius who gets bad dreams about his parents, and the
0kkvlt: comcastkills: sydneykrukowski: brainstatic: I feel like people have this image that communist countries have a sorting hat that puts you into the job that matches your soul. They just make you work in a factory. wow that’s super different
sweetoothgirl: Sorting Hat Butterbeer Cupcakes
rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon: Sorting Hat: Hugs
ofyourlife: Sorting Hat/Scarf of Sexual Preference appreciation blog. And yes, I slash unofficial magical objects together and that is totally normal, thank you very much…
grapefruits:batmanamidala:younopoo:tinycooper:cataclysmic:justpuremindlessvandalism: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The Sorting Hat’s New Song Misfits 1.6
savarend replied to your post: I saw one of those sorting hat posts related to… ah welcome to the club of yelling about incorrect sorting I’m getting flashbacks to when people were not sorting Tony Stark into Slytherin.
harleyqvinzel: ➜ Hogwarts Houses: Hufflepuff ❝ You might belong in Hufflepuff,Where they are just and loyal,Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,And unafraid of toil ❞ —The Sorting Hat
sorting-hat-style: Bellatrix Lestrange
sorting-hat-style:A Yule Ball gown for a Durmstrang student
leilanylopez: i want this cakes:D
nobodylovesringostarr: nobodylovesringostarr: Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim
kaiju3: The American Hogwarts Houses please someone write sorting hat verses about guys with swift hands
wickedclothes: The Four Hogwarts Houses According to the Sorting Hat Quotes describing each Hogwarts House according to the Sorting Hat. A great gift for any Harry Potter fan, regardless of which house they’re in. Sold on Etsy.
hoshee: vaporheart-archive: i think something went wrong The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.
amazingphil-found-your-blog-and: consultingangelcas: How different would the series have been if the sorting hat was placed on Harry’s head, and immediately yelled “HUFFLEPUFF!”? Maybe he’d find the horcruxes faster
guardian: Mischief managed: illustrations from the new edition of Harry Potter | See full gallery From the multi-coloured sorting hat to the red glow of Ron’s hair, we revel in Jim Kay’s glorious pictures for the new illustrated edition of Harry
I like this idea of, like, when there’s things that sort characters based on reading some kind of inner self or something (such as the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter), that it would get very confused when trying to sort Steven. Steven is both himself but
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the Day is: a deflated traffic cone
bearmythology: Joe Kovacs selected to House Slytherin! Joe forgot to chant “Not Slytherin! Not Slytherin! to The Sorting Hat.
knackeredconverse: I wish my school had a sorting hat like in Harry Potter but instead of putting us in separate houses it would put us in classes only with people who share the same interests and personality traits as each other so I wouldn’t
whomthegodswoulddestroy: thatsjustfunnyenough: romance-isnt-romantic: madbiscuitlady: dani-phandomz: overdramatictoast: onac911: Requested Hulk as Harry Potter i will never NOT reblog this omg THE SORTING HAT Omg… That house placement. 10/10
supernaturalswhore: unwinona: McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall. James Potter HUFFLEPUFF Remus Potter RAVENCLAW Sirius
SORTING HAT!!!
deathbyspaceglam: toujours-moony: hellyeahthomassanders: The Sorting Hat ⚡️ by Thomas Sanders I feel attacked…but it’s true. Hat: Interesting. You are… Thomas: (Not Slytherin, not Slytherin, not Slytherin!) Hat: A big nerd who wished
chamberofweasleys-blog: HARRY POTTER ALPHABET ϟ → S of (the) Sorting Hat“Oh, you may not think I’m pretty,But don’t judge on what you see,I’ll eat myself if you can findA smarter hat than me.You can keep your bowlers black,Your top hats sleek
fistinginferno:had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of